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A guy was getting a tour of the Vatican.

He was shown the Pope's gold plated phone which has a hot line to God.

"Can I use it?" said the guy.

"You can for hall a million dollars," said Cardinal Zorgatowski.

The guy returned to Ireland.

He was visiting the office at a local parish church.

He saw that the Parish Priest also had a gold plated phone.

"Is that a hot line to God?" he asked.

"It is," said the Parish Priest.

"Can I use it?" asked the guy.

"You can but it will cost you 60 pence," said the Parish Priest.

"Wow, said the guy, "in Rome it was half a million dollars."

"Yes," said the Parish Priest, "but here it's only a local call."