this week in the jihad
Here are some of the Mussies latest hits. The top ten from recent days.
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1. Al Qaeda ran a panic sowing mission yesterday on a flight from San Diego to Detroit. The mission was launched to mark the tenth anniversary of the Nine Eleven attacks. A group of Muslims boarded a flight and, having deliberately drawn attention to themselves among passengers and crew, the same group of Muslims then shut themselves in the toilets and stayed there. American police detained the Muslim Al Qaeda agents briefly when the plane landed. The cops then released the terrorists. Clearly they are probing us. Clearly our law enforcement agencies have so far learned nothing from Nine Eleven. Media reportage of this Al Qaeda operation on CNN, Sky News, et al, has been negligible.
2. Still on the tenth anniversary of Nine Eleven, yesterday a large group of Al Qaeda agents and supporters disrupted commemoration services in London held in tandem with similar events in New York. The Muslims spat at photographers, threw punches at police, and used loud speakers to intrude upon a church service where worshippers had gathered to remember the victims of the Jihadis' cowardly mass murders on Nine Eleven. When a group of British citizens assembled in the street outside the church and began to tell the Muslims in no uncertain terms where to get off, the police arrested the Britons. By the way, a grand total of nought Muslims behaved like this at the American Nine Eleven commemorations in New York. In America the Mussies might have found the average New Yorkers response a little too hot to handle. Reportage of the Muslim muscle flexing in London has of course been negligible.
3. A few days ago, Muslims bombed the High Court in New Delhi in India. They killed more than a dozen people. Hard to be sure how many have died as reportage of this branch of the Jihad is as negligible as the reportage of any other branch.
4. The latest Jihad attack in Western China resulted in the Muslims slaughtering thirty people. Muslims are attempted to secede Western China from China. Again hard to be sure how many are dead since again the Western media doesn't want to know.
5. Today there has been an explosion at a nuclear waste facility in France. An accident the French say. Negligible reportage as per usual. No Jihad here. Move along folks. Vitement.
6. A flight from France to Ireland was endangered last week when four cabin crew plus a passenger fell seriously ill. There has been no explanation as to why four cabin crew and a passenger would simultaneously nearly die. Certainly no one has yet suggested that the Jihadis working in maintenance at all the major airlines have graduated from sabotaging planes to poisoning cabin food. Most media agencies haven't either bothered to mention the incident. File it under Negligible Reportage.
7. A plane carrying a Russian ice hockey team went down last week. There were two survivors. Russian President Dmitri Medvyedev said afterwards: "If Russian companies don't make better planes, we will have to buy planes from Western companies." So no Jihad here then, eh Dmitri? And no need to even mention the possibility of Jihad in your negligible reportage, eh CNN, eh Sky, eh Al?
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1. Al Qaeda ran a panic sowing mission yesterday on a flight from San Diego to Detroit. The mission was launched to mark the tenth anniversary of the Nine Eleven attacks. A group of Muslims boarded a flight and, having deliberately drawn attention to themselves among passengers and crew, the same group of Muslims then shut themselves in the toilets and stayed there. American police detained the Muslim Al Qaeda agents briefly when the plane landed. The cops then released the terrorists. Clearly they are probing us. Clearly our law enforcement agencies have so far learned nothing from Nine Eleven. Media reportage of this Al Qaeda operation on CNN, Sky News, et al, has been negligible.
2. Still on the tenth anniversary of Nine Eleven, yesterday a large group of Al Qaeda agents and supporters disrupted commemoration services in London held in tandem with similar events in New York. The Muslims spat at photographers, threw punches at police, and used loud speakers to intrude upon a church service where worshippers had gathered to remember the victims of the Jihadis' cowardly mass murders on Nine Eleven. When a group of British citizens assembled in the street outside the church and began to tell the Muslims in no uncertain terms where to get off, the police arrested the Britons. By the way, a grand total of nought Muslims behaved like this at the American Nine Eleven commemorations in New York. In America the Mussies might have found the average New Yorkers response a little too hot to handle. Reportage of the Muslim muscle flexing in London has of course been negligible.
3. A few days ago, Muslims bombed the High Court in New Delhi in India. They killed more than a dozen people. Hard to be sure how many have died as reportage of this branch of the Jihad is as negligible as the reportage of any other branch.
4. The latest Jihad attack in Western China resulted in the Muslims slaughtering thirty people. Muslims are attempted to secede Western China from China. Again hard to be sure how many are dead since again the Western media doesn't want to know.
5. Today there has been an explosion at a nuclear waste facility in France. An accident the French say. Negligible reportage as per usual. No Jihad here. Move along folks. Vitement.
6. A flight from France to Ireland was endangered last week when four cabin crew plus a passenger fell seriously ill. There has been no explanation as to why four cabin crew and a passenger would simultaneously nearly die. Certainly no one has yet suggested that the Jihadis working in maintenance at all the major airlines have graduated from sabotaging planes to poisoning cabin food. Most media agencies haven't either bothered to mention the incident. File it under Negligible Reportage.
7. A plane carrying a Russian ice hockey team went down last week. There were two survivors. Russian President Dmitri Medvyedev said afterwards: "If Russian companies don't make better planes, we will have to buy planes from Western companies." So no Jihad here then, eh Dmitri? And no need to even mention the possibility of Jihad in your negligible reportage, eh CNN, eh Sky, eh Al?
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