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Friday, February 17, 2012

do devil worshippers dream of electric amanda knoxes

Judge Claudio Pratillo was fielding press questions on the doorstep of his plush downtown offices in central Roma.
"Gentlemen, ladies, please," he proclaimed plush bottomedly. "Amanda Knox and her boyfriend are free because they didn't commit the crime. But this is the judicial truth. The truth of reality could be different."
He shrugged his shoulders expansively and with a last dismissive smile, shut the door.
He returned to his office and parked his butt in a scented leather chair.
A shadow passed in front of him.
"How did you get in here?" cried Judge Pratillo. "Wait. What are you doing with that knife? But Amanda. I let you go. I'm a devil worshipper too. Didn't you see how I mocked your victim when I talked that nonsense to the press about the difference between judicial truth and actual truth? Why meee Amanda? I gave you a get out of jail free card after you hacked an innocent girl to death. Why meeeeee? Oh mercy. Noo. Nooooooooo. Amandaaaaaaa pleeeeeeeeeeeeese. Amandaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Note: Judge Claudio Pratillo really was the Judge responsible for releasing satanic murderess Amanda Knox and her boyfriend. Judge Claudio Pratillo also really did make the obscene statement to reporters, to wit: "They are free because they didn't commit the crime. But this is the judicial truth. The truth of reality may be different."

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