an open letter to dan brown author of the davinci code

Dan.
Why is there no mention of Jahbulon in your new book?
Your new book features the Freemasons organisation in a significant role but for some reason there's absolutely no mention of Jahbulon, the secret word Freemasons use to worship the devil.
I am asonished Dan.
No reference whatsoever to Jahbulon in your latest contemporary thriller.
And you're normally such a speculative fellow when it comes to claiming without any evidence whatsoever that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene and such like.
But Jahbulon doesn't even get a walk on in your thriller about the Freemasons.
Not exciting enough for you eh Dan?
A worldwide organisation worshipping the devil and you give em walk ons in your new book with no mention of their satanism.
Why is that Dan?
Why no mention in your new book of the name Jahbulon by which Freemason's invoke satan during their devil worship rituals?
Dan?
Are you there Dan?
What's going on Dan?
Why is there no mention of Jahbulon in your new book?
How could you write a thriller featuring contemporary Freemasonry and leave out the Freemasons secret word for the devil?
Did you forget to put it in?
Was it meant to be there in a climactic lost sequence that got edited out just as you went to print?
Dan?
Why no mention in your book of the Freemason's secret name Jahbulon, which they use to invoke satan?
Not a suitable plot twist for your readers eh Dan?
Did your wife Blythe somehow miss it in the copious background research which you claim she does for all your book?
Why Dan?
Why's it not there?
Huh?
Dan?
Who's Jahbulon Dan?
Have you ever perchance worshipped him, say as part of your research, or part of your activities as a Freemason?
Dan?
Huh Dan?
Hm Dan?
Best wishes.
James Healy.
PS: Please imagine me saying these things in the voice of the baby from the television cartoon Family Guy.