archie and the pap

The Archbishop of Dublin, Machiavelli Martin announced this week that the Pope would not be coming to Ireland for the forthcoming Eucharistic Congress.
Archie favoured the Pope with an audience during a recent visit to Rome.
Archie says he told the Pope that perhaps it would be more appropriate if the Pope sent greetings via a video link.
Archie's version of these events has been trumpetted in the anti Catholic Irish Times and in the anti Catholic Independent Newspapers.
Strange eh.
How the most virulently anti Catholic newspapers in Western Europe simply can't get enough of Archbishop Diarmuid Martin.
How they love him.
Ah.
Just once.
Just once I wish our venerable and serene Pope would address Archie thusly: "F--- off you Marxist cee word."
Now that would be fun.