from the heelers phone texts

Heelers.
Since you're the all seeing oracle, what have you to say about the dollar being the currency for oil trading, and sole motivation for the American invasions of Iraq and Libya?
Mary.


The oracle says: Bushwhacker good. Saddam bad. Colonel Gadaffi bad. Barack well intentioned but an incompetent hippy and an abortionist. Govs in Syria and Iran very very bad. Putin, a psycho resovietising Russia and preventing freedom emerging in Syrian and Iran. Islamists threatening all Europe and the world. Anytime I can help, don't hesitate to call.
James