what profiteth a man if he gains the whole world but p-sses me off

Some of you have written to me about the recently declared profits being claimed by bankrupt anti Catholic newspaper group Independent Newspapers.
I have been saying for some time that Independent Newspapers owes its creditors two thousand million dollars.
This is a ball park figure.
The real figure will be much higher.
Yet the anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group is claiming to owe its creditors just 600 million dollars.
The anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group is also insisting it made a profit last year of 75 million dollars.
Yeah.
We can all declare a profit of 75 million dollars if we can find an idiot gangster bank to lend us 600 million dollars.
It's not that impressive.
But you should know this gentle readers.
The 600 million dollars that the bankrupt anti Catholic Independent Newspapers owes to bankrupt idiot gangster banks, the same banks that our corrupt anti Catholic Fine Gael Labour government have bailed out with our money, well this 600 million dollars is not anti Catholic Independent Newspapers net indebtedness to those bankrupt idiot banks.
It is the money they have to repay within the next twelve months.
Hilarious no!
And their supposed profits last year?
It was done with an accountancy trick.
The group declared a profit by vastly over valueing its worthless anti Catholic titles, to wit the anti Catholic Irish Independent (home of Finger F--ker Paedophile Ian O'Doherty, so called because he once falsely maliciously and malignly claimed in the Irish Independent that the Catholic Church is a paedophile ring and because someone claiming to be him last month left a message on my answering machine threatening to break my fingers), the Sunday Independent (home of token niggers Mary Kenny and David Quinn whose supposed Catholicism doesn't prevent them working for the most virulently anti Catholic newspaper group in Europe), the Evening Herald, (home of God knows what), and the Sunday World (a sleazoid low rent sub porno title, home of traitor priest Father Brian Darcy whose detestation of the Catholic Church is surpassed only by his love for Independent Newspapers and all who sail in them).
The bankrupt anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group owns a few other tabloid rags which along with the rest of the group's titles are at this moment sinking slowly beneath the waves, giggling the same anti Catholic platitudes they've been peddling for forty years as they drown.
The anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group and its anti Catholic titles are finished.
The only thing that can save them is if Ireland's corrupt kleptocratic anti Catholic Fine Gael Labour government bails them out with more of our money.
The manner of the bail out will come in the form of Ireland's now State owned bankrupt banks cancelling the anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group's debts.
The bail out is inevitable, I tells ee, since the neo feudal O'Reilly family who own the bankrupt anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group along with the group's other major shareholder the mercantilist robber baron (Petty thief surely? - Ed note) Denis O'Brien who made his fortune ten years ago by bribing corrupt then Fine Gael government gangster Minister Michael Lowry to give him a mobile phone licence worth a billion dollars for just five million dollars, the horrendous gangster O'Reillys and the godawful Denis O'Briens I say, are sure of their bailout from Ireland's corrupt kleptocratic Fine Gael Labour government, because both the invidious oligarchic Tony O'Reillys and the oleaginous robber baron Denis O'Briens, both of em I say, long ago infiltrated and subverted Fine Gael and Labour and made those once honorable political parties into their creature.