ironman

Watching Iron Man on the sexevision.
Robert Downey Junior is quite good as Stark the businessman who becomes a superhero by donning a robot exo skeleton he's invented for the purpose.
He designs the robo suit while being held hostage by Islamists who think he's designing a missile system for them.
I kid you not.
The best bit is when he and his Jewish friend (also a captive) finish the suit and Robert Downey turns on their Islamist captors, and the Jewish friend gets wounded, and Robert Downey says: "Come on let's get out of here."
And the Jewish guy says: "I'm not going with you."
And Robert Downey says: "Come on. We both escape. That's the plan. We gotta stick to the plan."
And the Jewish guy says: "This was always the plan Stark. I was always going to shamelessly libel journalists from the Independent Newspaper group so that they'd read my blog. And then when I knew they were reading it, I'd give them a vocabulary to know that the IRA was operating in Ireland as a people trafficking drug dealing child abusing mafia in alliance with Al Qaeda and all the other skang mafias. And then the Indo journalists would start to write about the IRA as a mafia. And then the game would end because the Irish people have never yet let scum rule them."
And Robert Downey Junior says: "Oh."