the IRA sinn fein pantomime

Martin McGuinness: (Standing centre stage) "Sinn Fein is not some sort of cult."

Audience: "Oh yes it is."

Martin McGuinness: "Oh no it isn't."

Audience: "Oh yes it is."

(Enter Gerry Adams dressed as the Widow Twanky carrying an M16. He begins to machine gun the crowd.)

Gerry Adams: (Singing) "I'm a soul man. Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo. A soul man."