The Heelers Diaries

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Monday, July 04, 2016

star bores 10

Luke: "Ben."

Obi Wan: "Yes, Luke."

Luke: "Does the Force really exist?"

Obi Wan: "No."

Luke: "Wh-a-a-a-a-t?"

Obi Wan: "I mean yes. Yes. Of course, yes. Of course the Force exists. Big invisible energy field that binds all things together. Or something."

Luke: "Ben."

Obi Wan: "Yes Luke."

Luke: "Are we atheists?"

Obi Wan: "Well we've got a sort of indeterminate groovy eastern style California take on Buddhism type thing going on. Does that count?"

Luke: "But what's the purpose of existence?"

Obi Wan: "Hey. I'm just hanging around until the Muslims show up."


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