my favourite jews

There's a girl called Rachel who comes into the Starbucks at Wellesley Square in Boston.
Sort of demure. She wears a kerchief in her hair.
She has a certain way with her.
I'd love to show her my yarmulke.
Oy vey.
And indeed hubba hubba.
(Isn't that just a teensy weensy bit racist? - Ed note)
(It's not racist if I like them. - Heelers note)
(Hey - Seinfeld note)