The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

heelers fables


Long long ago in a faraway country called Ireland, a little boy tried to warn the peasantry that the IRA was taking over their country through its subversion of the institutions of State.
The little boy said: "The IRA has taken over the trade union movement."
But the peasants just laughed and said: "Ah it's not that bad."
Then the little boy said: "The IRA is subverting Ireland's mainstream political parties styled Fine Gael, Fianna Fail and the Labour Party, and it has set up proxies called People Before Profit and the Anti Austerity Alliance to go with its older proxy styled Sinn Fein. The IRA is using all these to mount repeated political campaigns for the legalisation of drugs so that the IRA can turn the dirty money it makes from poisoning generation after generation of Irish people into clean money overnight."
The peasants shook their heads and said: "That's just too much to worry about."
Then the little boy said: "The collapse of Anglo Irish Bank which turned Ireland into a Third World Country overnight was an IRA burglarisation of its own bank through illegal billion dollar loans approved by IRA agents on the bank's staff to IRA agents posing as businessmen on the outside."
And the peasants said: "Well, what's that  to us?"
Then the little boy said: "The IRA have infiltrated the RTE national television station, academia, the police and the Judiciary."
And the peasants said: "Stop bothering us. We're watching television and imbibing anti depressants."
Some time passed.
The peasants looked out their windows.
On the streets IRA skang gangs, styled the Kinahan Gang and the Hutch Gang, were shooting and stabbing each other as children made their way to school.
IRA drug dealers were using teenage militias to penetrate the schools and hook a new generation on drugs.
IRA front businesses lined Main Street.
The IRA had systemically collapsed immigration law simply by labelling anyone concerned about the collapse of immigration law as a racist.
IRA enforcers were dividing up the cities, towns, and villages of Ireland, as well as swathes of the countryside into neo feudal kingdoms for their associates from the Chinese Triads, Cosa Nostra, the Russian Mafia, Nigerian devil worshipping gangs, Tinker Gangs, South American Gangs, Muslim gangs generally and Al Qaeda in particular.
Serial killers, rapists, burglars, murderers and extortionists were being released onto the streets by IRA Judges and by IRA agents in the prison service.
The peasants looked at one another.
"The boy who cried wolf was right," they said.


Moral: Sometimes there really is a wolf.


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