tis the season to be jolly

"Hey Heelers, what did you think of the carol service?"
"Well I liked the repressed tigerish secretary one with the horn rimmed glasses and the leopard print top. And there was a blonde as well who wasn't bad."
"Did you even listen to the carols?"
"Well, I mean, you know, it's difficult to avoid hearing something when they're infernal tootling away to beat the band and my cousin Hector is doing his phantom of the opera routine on the organ. But I managed to drown most of it out. The secretary one was a honey."