snow balls

It's hard to pick out the best one.
Independent Newspapers excelled themselves to day.
A sampler of snow bollocks headlines in the bankrupt atheistic abortionist anti Catholic Irish Independent newspaper gives us:

"VARADKAR CLAIMS THERE MAY BE DEAD BODIES IN ISOLATED HOMES."

"THE MORONS WHO LEFT THEIR TAPS RUNNING SHOULD BE NAMED AND SHAMED - I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WASH FOR TWO DAYS" (Ralph Riegel)

"THAW BRINGS THREAT OF WATER SHORTAGE AND FLOODING."

Leo Varadkar from the first headline is Ireland's Prime Minister. I suppose the failure of Storm Fluffbutt (or whatever the Metorological Service named it) to actually kill anyone has necessitated the PM postulating a huge potential death toll waiting to be discovered in Termonfeckin.
As for Ralph Riegel's headline about not washing for two days, I'm going to assume he is operating under a quaint and misguided interpretation of the notion that all news is local.
Ralphy boy, we don't want to know.
Headline number three evokes the ultimate terror in the form of a supernatural thaw that causesf water shortages and floods at the same time.
I ask you.
Is the Independent Newspapers corporation sinking giggling beneath the waves of its own irrelevant gibberish.
Seriously though, they're doing a brilliant job.