The Heelers Diaries

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Sunday, August 12, 2018

sherlock holmes and the voice of experience

Sherlock Holmes is staying at the Chateau De Healy for a few days.
Morning finds him in the kitchen pottering over the sink.
"Where's Watson?" he muses aloud.
"In the guest room with one of the Miss Koreas," replies the Mighty Heelers looking up from his atheistic abortionist Irish Times.
"Great Scott, what are they doing?" exclaims Holmes.
"Don't worry, they're only sleeping," says me.
"Are you sure?" quoth Holmes.
"I'm bloody ******* sure," answereth I grimly.

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