to what serves mortal beauty well for a start it's nice to look at etc etc

Strolling through the town of Athy.
Suddenly fifty beauty queens appear ahead of me up the path bearing seven zero seven mark five Capteen.
Too late to put up the deflector shields.
I am engulfed.
They pass by.
But not before I've noted that Miss Longford, one Loren Katie Logan, has a certain je ne sais quoi.
If it's decided on looks Miss Longford is going to win the Rose of Tralee contest.