the crunch question

Question: Is the newly released survey which suggests that at a time when drug dealing, child abusing, people trafficking IRA mobsters and their associated Triad, Cosa Nostra, Muslim mafias in gangland have taken over every town and village in Ireland, the majority of Irish people feel safe in their own locale, accurate? Is the portion of the survey that claimed 90 percent of Irish people trust their police force accurate? Is the survey in any way accurate at all?

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