the renegade reboot

Opening shot: A motorcycle rider roaring towards the camera across a blistering desert landscape.

Coolo American Voice: "Benedict the Sixteenth was a Pope. And a good one. But he was framed for incompetence by other Would Be Popes turned bad. Would Be Popes who orchestrated a continuing series of scandals against the Catholic Church using anti Catholic Media Groups worldwide in an attempt to slander Christianity out of existence, and set Benedict up to take the fall. Now he patrols the badlands. An outlaw hunting other outlaws. A warrior. A loner. A.... Pope Emeritus.

Music: The classic Renegade theme kicks in.

"Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner nerdle nerdle ner ner ner
Nerdle ner ner"