a christmas carol

Sheila O'Nuallan rosie cheeked and cheery sailing down Main Street full of the joys of the season.
"James! James" I want you to call up to my house on Christmas day. I'll have a turkey dinner ready and waiting, and you can bring it home with you."
"Take that turkey and shove it up your hole Sheila. Come in, come in, Tiny Tim. Pick up your dinner, Oh, God bless us every one, and now go home. It's not really the same is it. Roll it up Sheila and stick it where the sun don't shine. You need that turkey more than I do."