irish election cliches explained

The Hospitals Crisis: Too many bitchy nurses in the hospitals.

The Housing Crisis: Government policy to turn Ireland into one giant County Council sink estate.

Climate Change: A new voodoo based religion which involves sublimating real issues to a quasi mystical quest to control the weather.

Transgender Bill: The Fine Gael political party is standing on a policy platform which includes forcing everyone in the country called William to have a sex change operation.

Public Service Broadcasting: The keynote propaganda term of a lobbying strategy being pursued by bankrupt atheistic abortionist euthanasist viewerless readerless media groups Independent Newspapers, RTE and the Irish Times who want the government to continue financing their culture war against the Catholic Church in perpetuity with public money.

Shit Fein: Proxy political party run by the drug dealing, bank robbing, people trafficking child abusing IRA mafia.

The Revolution Of Rising Expectations: Cultural dysfunct, orchestrated by the media, whereby every individual citizen of the Republic Of Ireland has effectively become an independent political party endlessly demanding State resources for his or her own personal bailiwick.

Bailiwick: Whim.

T-Shock: Nickname for the Prime Minister who is a rapper of some repute and a prime minister of none.

Gagging Order: Requirement for citizens to read nonsensical generic party political manifestos until they throw up.