priapic maunderings

 Flicking through the channels on the sexevision.

I come to MTV, the music channel thing that was set up a generation ago to help debauch young people more efficiently.

Truly they have made a difference.

Tonight a rather characterful Canadian woman styling herself Allanis Morissette is singing a rejigged version of one her famous caterwaulings.

(Caterwaulings is Candian for Hits - Ed note)

Allanis sings thusly:

"Little Ahmed

Made a clock for school

President Barack Obama

Said his clock was cool

And as they shook hands

In the White House Rose Room

Little Ahmed pushed the detonator down

And the clock went boom

And isn't it ironic

Dontchya think

It's like Jiha-a-a-a-a-d

When you're already late

It's a free ride

To the Caliphate

It's that Sharia law

You just had to break

But who would have thought it matters

Tim Cooke Apple Computers CEO

Refused to help the FBI unlock a Jihadi phone

After San Bernadino

And when the Jihadis killed another 50 people

At Orlando

Tim Cooke said

Well

How was I to know

And isn't it Islamic

Dontchya think

It's like Jiha-a-a-a-a-a-a-d

On the freeway

It's a free ride

To the Caliphate

It's that Sharia law

You just had to break

And who would have thought it matters

Pope Francis

Called for the collapse of Immigration Law

Chancellor Angel Merkel of Germany

Liked what she saw

And as the doors of Europe

Were flung open wide

Ten million Jihadis said thank you

And stepped inside

And isn't it ironic

Dontchya think

It's like Jiha-a-a-a-a-d

In the Caliphate

It's a free ride

To the Islamic State

It's that Sharia Law

You just had to break

And who would have thought it matters

Life has a funny way

Of giving you a kick kick kick in the bawls

And life has a funny way

Of giving you a tick tick tock in the bawls"