vulcan pie

I remember thinking what a bore,

When spock went back into the reactor core.

The plot needed something more.

And i don't mean that time travel rubbish from Star Trek 4.

I can't remember if I cried,

When the reactor melted with Spock inside.

Something touched me deep inside

The day Mr Spock died.

And i was singing

Bye bye why did Spock have to die

Oh I drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Ogling Lieutenant Uhuru's thighs

Singing this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die

Oh do you believe that Shatner can act?

Are transporter beams a credible fact?

Maybe we could talk about this for a while.

And McCoy said "he's dead" and gave a shimmy

Scotty was screaming "she'll nae take it jimmy."

They both stripped off their shoes

And hitched a ride to Betelgeuse.

Oh Chekov be nimble

Beam me up quick

George Takei just called Shatner a stupid dick

And Shatner's says Takei's just a country hick

The day Mr Spock died.

And they were singing

Bye bye why did Spock have to die

Oh I drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Ogling Lieutenant Uhuru's thighs

Singing this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I day.

And Ensign Ricky got shot again

That'll all they ever did with him

Go down to the planet and get killed

It was the only role he filled

And through endless lonely teenage nights

An alien in a chicken suit was picking fights

Until Captain Kirk punched out his lights

The day Mr Spock died.

And they were singing

Bye bye Mr Vulcan Pie

Oh I drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Ogling Lieutanant Uhuru's thighs

Singing this'll be the day that I die.