reactions to the normalising of diplomatic relations between israel and the united arab emirates

 New York Times: "It's a plot by Donald Trump to steal the next American elections."

Washington Post: "It's a Trump plot."

Wolf Blitzer (CNN broadcaster): "Trump... Plot... Awoooo-ooooo-ooo! Were wolves of CNN! Awooooooooooooo! Wolf Blitzers of CNN! Little old lady gonna vote Democrat. Doing the Were Dems of CNN. Chinese politbureau leader Hee Lo Phat. Doing the Wolf Blitzers of CNN. Awoooooo. Were Dems of CNN. Awoooo. Were Dems of CNN. Dung dung dung dung dung dung. Dung dung dung dung dung dung dung. Rioters burning Chicago and New York to the ground. Doing the Were Dems of CNN.. Rioters burning down Boston and Baltimore down. Doing the Were Dems of CNN. Awooooooooo. Were Dems of CNN. Awoooooooooo. Were Dems of CNN."

Joe Biden (US Presidential candidate): "Any historic improvement in the Middle East situation is clearly a plot by Trump to steal the American elections from me."

Ayatollah Yowsa Bombaheshti (Iranian Spokesperson): "You're for it now. You're really for it. All of you. Everyone in the world. You're all gonna get it. We'll kill you all. Then we'll kill you again. Nobody normalises realtions with Israel without our permission. Nobody. All will die. We will kill you deader than dead.  We're going to kill you so dead that you'll be alive and then we'll kill you again just to show you we mean business. The Emiratis will die. The Israelis will die. The Americans will die. Trump will die. Bugs Bunny will die. We will kill, kill, and kill again. And then just when you think we've stopped killing, we'll kill some more. Only this time we'll be really killing. It'll be the killingest killiing ever. We will kill you so dead you won't even know you're dead. This is not an empty threat. We will... we will... we will.... we will kill like we really mean it with great emotion and vehemence. In the past our killing was a very tame affair. Now we're going to go absolutely nuts."