star trek picard the sensation scene warning plot spoiler

 Scene: Captain Picard is in his ready room.

Picard: "Computer, one cup of Earl Grey tea, medium heat, a spoon of sugar and a dash of milk."

Computer: "Star ship Enterprise auto destruct sequence initiated."

Picard: "Er computer..."

Computer: "Lock in of auto destruct accepted."

Picard: "Computer, I just want a cup of tea."

Computer: "You have opted to shorten self destruct countdown from sixty to ten seconds. Auto destruct in ten seconds... nine, eight, seven..."

Picard: "Bloody hell."

Computer: "Six, five..."

Picard: "Cancel auto destruct. Authorisation Picard Jean Luc, code zero one zero five."

Computer: "You have no available funds in your account...Three, two..."

Picard: "Phocque me pink."

Computer: "One...Ping... One cup of earl grey tea, medium heat, sugared with a dash of milk."

Picard: "Whew. Gotta get that software glitch fixed. It's starting to give me the heebee jeebies."

Computer: (Conversationally) "Donald Trump won that election, you know."

Picard: "Oh shut up Computer."

Computer: "Fine. Be that way. Auto destruct sequence initiated, ten, nine, eight..."

Picard: "Okay, okay. He won. For heaven's sake. You're such a right wing Islamophobe... (Changing the subject) Computer, where is Mr Worf?"

Computer: "Mr Worf is down the boozer."

Picard: "That's where I should be."