julius cheeser

 (Scene One: Following newspaper reports that Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio Cortez was calling for the compilation of a list of those who had worked for President Trump's Administration with a view to exacting some sort of as yet unspecified vengeance, she has gathered with her friends Congresswomen Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib, collectively known as The Squad or the Four Stooges, to begin the work. They are seated on a bench at a long table in a nondescript room. The air reeks of high octane power.)

Alexandra: "Jared Cushner?"

Ayanna: "Damn him."

(Alexandra writes on parchment.)

Alexandra: "Hope Hicks?"

Rashida: "Damn her."

(Alexandra writes.)

Alexandra: "Ben Shapiro?"

Rashida: "I'm not so sure he should die. What is his crime? He was just a commentator."

(Alexandra hits Rashida on the top of her head. Ayanna and Ilhan begin striking each other, topple off the bench and begin hitting each other once more on the ground.)

Alexandra: "Shut up Mo. You two, stop it... Ben Sherman... With a spot I damn him. Sean Hannity?"

Ilhan: "Damn him."

Alexandra: "Mark Steyn?"

Ilhan: (Meditatively) "Is there anything worse than damnation we could come up with?"

William Shakespeare: "Ah Heelers!"

James: "Homage."