the story of my argument with ireland's radio shock jock niall boylan

Twiddling the dial on the car radio, I get the following.

Ray Baines (calling in to Niall Boylan's radio show): "There's no such thing as celibacy. Those priests who say they've been celibate for thirty years, that's all my eye."

Niall Boylan: "They're just not trying hard enough."

Ray Baines: "There's no celibacy in the animal kingdom. It doesn't exist among the animals. We're an animal. So there's no such thing as celibacy."

Niall Boylan: "Yeah. It's not natural."

Me (speaking calmly to the radio which can't hear me): "The animal kingdom also seems to lack doctors, nurses, policemen, ice cream vendors, politicians, teachers, astro phsyicists, road workers, philosophers, computer nerds, bin men, journalists, artists, actors and musicians. So I suppose since the animals don't appear to have them, those vocations are all unnatural too and therefore don't exist. Where does that leave shock jocks!"