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I remember thinking what a bore

When Spock went back into the reactor core

The plot needed something more

And I don't mean like that time travel rubbish they come up with for Star Trek 4

I can't remember if I cried

When the reactor melted and Spock got fried

Something touched me deep inside

The day Mr Spock died

And I was singing

Bye bye, why did Spock have to die

Oh I drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Ogling Lieutenant Uhuru's thighs

Singing this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die

Oh do you believe that Shatner can act?

Are transporter beams a credible fact?

Maybe we could talk about this for a while.

And the Captain said 'Beam me up Scottie,

I've got another date with an alien hottie'

They both stripped off their Tricorders

Gene Roddenberry was calling last orders

Oh Chekov be nimble

Give us Warp One quick

George Takei just called Shatner a stupid dick

And Shatner thinks George is a country hick

The day Mr Spock died

And they were singing

Bye bye, why did Spock have to die

Oh I drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Drinking Vorsplokkk and rhye

Singing this'll be the day that I die

And Ensign Ricky got shot again

That's all they ever did with him

Go down to the planet and get killed

It was the only role he filled

And through endless lonely teenage nights

A monster in a chicken suit kept picking fights

Until Captain Kirk punched out his lights

The day Mr Spock died

And they were singing

Bye bye, why did Spock have to die

Oh I drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Ogling Lieutenant Uhuru's thighs

Singing this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die

And McCoy he gave a little shimmy

Scottie said 'She'll nae take it Jimmy'

The Enterprise blew a fuse

But it was all a clever ruse

Oh many many light years from earth

The ship is still stuck on Red Alert

There never was a character called Bert

The day... Mr Spock... died

Let's all sing

Bye bye, why did Spock have to die

Oh we drove to Alpha Centauri

But Alpha Centauri was dry

And there were some good old Klingons

Ogling Lieutenant Uhuru's thighs

Singing this'll be the day that I die

This'll be the day that I die.