SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY BLUES

 

One Agnetha Falskog is singing on the radio. Two Agnetha Faltskogs would have been ridiculous.

She sings as follows:

"I've had a such a happy life.

I'm the girl with the golden hair."

Before she gets any further I exclaim:

"Ah shut up Agnetha. You're riding Bjern."

Having muted the radio I reflect further.

Bjern supposedly told a reporter recently that Swedish music is successful because Sweden is godless.

They should have let Bjern sing Agnetha's song.

And it should have gone:

"I've had such a happy life.

I'm riding zat blonde girl over zere.

What a joy.

What a world.

What a ride.

So... I... say...

Tzank you for ze ridies

It's ze song I'm singing

Tzanks for all

Ze joy zey're bringing.

Who can live vithout zem

I ask in all honesty.

Vot vould life be?

Vithout a tumble in ze hay

Vot are we?

So I say

Tzank you for ze ridies

For giving zem to me.

I am ze man vith ze dyed blonde beard

I'm razzer wealthy too

Isn't that weird?

What a joy

What a world

What a ride

So I say

Tzank you for ze ridies

It's ze song I'm singing

Tzanks for all

Ze joy zey're bringing

Who can live vithout zem

I ask in all honesty

What would life be

Vithout a bit of slap und tickle vot are vee

So I say

Tzank you for ze ridies

For giving zem to me."