scenes for inclusion in a vampire film

A really macho vampire hunter who drops his cross when a vampire says "Boo!"

A vampire in the form of a bat attacks Mike while Mike is sitting on the couch. Mike traps the bat in a bird cage and tosses it over his shoulder. Dracula emerges from behind the couch in human form with a bird cage crushed around his head.

Later another vampire in the form of a bat is at Mike's window. We can see a string. Mike cuts the string and the bat falls to the street with a cry of "Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

A vampire hunter confonts one of  Dracula's henchman with the lines: "I know what you're thinking punk. Is that holy water or is it just something he got from a tap. But bein' this is holy water from Medjugorje, the most powerful holy water in the world, which could blow your head clean off, I figure you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky today? Do ya... Punk?" And  the vampire says: "I'm not playing anymore," and leaves.

When Dracula demands Jock play some music for him with Dracula's backing group, Jock asks the group: "Do you guys know the Witch Queen Of New Orleans?" And Francois says: "I think I met her once at a party."

A scene where Jock launches a rescue by entering the vampires' lair while playing the bagpipes. Vampires scatter (like ninepins) moaning piteously. (Like bagpipes.) Jock turns to camera and addresses audience briefly: "Ye'd be surprised how many beings of limitless evil cannae stand the sound of the bagpipes."