farewell my moderately attractive when viewed in a certain light

 

Since Darwinians claim that a present day man shares 50 percent of his DNA with the banana (in as much as we can quantify DNA or comparatively quantify the amount of it shared by given entities in percentile terms, which is not much) and since many Darwinians still claim that man and the banana descend from the same postulated single cell that accidentally came to life when lightning struck some primordial pond, and since Darwinians claim that the banana evolved from that cell before man, why not go the whole hog and say mankind is descended from the bananas?