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Friday, January 09, 2009

poetry as sex trap

make me immortal with a kiss
william shakespeare used to say this
when himself and francis bacon were on the p--s
or maybe just hanging out at sir walter raleigh's place in the sticks
it was a highly efficacious line for pulling chicks
in those innocent days of 1596

thy beauty it has brought me home
to the grandeur that was greece
and the glory that was rome
thus spoke the bold sir edgar allen poe
the critics applauded
and his mistress wasn't slow
to favour him with a smile of purest joy
and mutter something about come up and see me big boy

girl i'm going to be more subtle
than shakespeare poe or simon tuttle
who's he you cry
and i don't know
he rhymes with subtle
so in he goes
i give you only a time and place
my house tonight half past eight


Blogger heelers said...

This poem is better than sex.

3:00 AM  

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