the monica leech laugh in

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scotsman went into a pub.
They saw Monica Leech drinking in the corner.
"She's quite attractive, isn't she?" said Paddy Englishman.
The other two shrugged.
"Um, she's alright," said Paddy Irishman.
"Och, not really ma cuppa tea," said Paddy Scotsman.
And Judge Liberal emerged from the shadows and instructed each of them to pay Monica Leech two million quid for implying she'd been having an affair with the Minister for the Environment.