The Heelers Diaries

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

the monica leech laugh in

A man dies and goes to the gates of heaven.
Saint Peter is standing waiting for him.
Saint Peter flicks through the book of life.
"Hmmm," says Saint Peter, "I'm not sure you can come in. You've never done a really courageous thing in your whole life."
"What!" says the man. "I intervened when six Pakistani skin heads were beating a girl to death on Grafton Street with baseball bats."
"It's not in my book," says Saint Peter.
"It only happened thirty seconds ago," says the man.


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