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The devil arrives in a small town in the deep south of the United States.
The townspeople scatter and cower behind their doors.
All except one.
One old geezer stays right where he is.
Sitting in a rocking chair on his front porch.
The devil screams: "Who dares to defy me by not running away? Are you not terrified by my powers?"
The old guy shakes his head.
"I ain't afraid of you," he says. "I've been married to your sister for forty years."