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In Wiesbaden in Bavaria, there lived a nun of strange and striking beauty.

One day she was having a bath.

There came a knock on her chamber door.

"Who is it?" said the nun.

"It is only I, the poor blind man from the village," answered a voice.

"Well I suppose you can come in," said the nun reluctantly.

She stood up in her bath.

The door opened to reveal John Fry, Chief Executive Officer of the Johnston Press, carrying a Venetian blind.

"Cor blimey Sister," exclaimed John Fry. "That's a great pair of **** you've got there."