alice in muslimland

Teenage British Prime Minister David Cameron has been through the looking glass and down the rabbit hole this week.

He's solid gone.

And it's a stone groove.

Well you know what I mean.

Firstly he has spoken out to say he favours the accession of Turkey to full European Union membership.

Yeah Dave.

That's a real principled conservative stand you're making there.

I mean who wouldn't want an extra 80 million muslims in Europe?

That's just what we need to really get this party started.

One of my correspondents on hearing Cameron's latest cretinism, emailed me yesterday to say: "We're screwed."

But we're not screwed.

Just incredibly poorly led.

The Muslim Al Qaeda terrrorists seeking to colonise Europe will not gain victory through David Cameron.

They'll just be emboldened by him.

The surrender of Europe is not in David Cameron's gift.

Europe is not his to give away.

Neither is Britain for that matter.
Are you getting all this, Dave?

Having become quite a popular sensation with the Islamist anti Israeli pro Iranian Turkish government of Recip Tayip Erdogon, Teenage Prime Minister David Cameron jetted off to India.

In India he favoured us with a few more morsels of his expertise regarding Muslim nations.

To wit, he pronounced that India's neighbour Pakistan would not be permitted to express opposition to the Taliban one moment while actively supporting them the next.
An honorable enough statement on the face of it.

David mentioned a host of fiddly little Muslim terror groups operating out of Pakistan.

David didn't mention Al Qaeda.

Clearly David doesn't like to upset people.

Al Qaeda is so... so... so 2001, isn't it Dave?

In truth Al Qaeda pulls all the strings attached to the Jihad boys David was expressing slack jawed concern about.

From Lashkar Y Taiba to the Taliban, they're all just a cover for Osama and Company.

You gotta say it Dave.

They're called Al Qaeda.

And they're comin to git ya.

David Cameron's comment about Pakistan was well intended.

It was not nearly as crassly incompetent or flagrantly wrong minded as his remarks about Turkey.

It was only moderately incompetent.

And just a tad wrong minded.

Pakistan's government is led by a decent Prime Minister who is the widower of Benazir Bhutto, herself a people's champion murdered by Al Qaeda to prevent her winning a Pakistani general election.

Those who had the most to gain from Benazir's murder were Al Qaeda itself and Pakistani Islamist politicians such as Nahwaz Sharif and the former cricketer Imran Khan.

My opinion has always been that Nahwaz Sharif and Imran Khan were party to the murder of Benazir.

Simply because they could never under any circumstances have defeated her in an election.

Nahwaz Sharif and Imran Khan along with their ally the Islamist Supreme Court Judge Ithikar Chowdrey and the Pakistani secret service (ISI), all of these are certainly capable, as David Cameron suggests, of speaking against the Taliban one moment, while doing everything they can to help the Taliban the next.

But Nahwaz Sharif and Imran Khan and Judge Chowdrey and the Pakistani secret service are not the elected government of Pakistan.

Ah Dave.

You may insult at your leisure Nahwaz, Imran, Judge Chowdrey and the ISI.

By all means. Go right ahead.

But bear in mind that they are Islamists who do not represent the people of Pakistan.

You see a significant percentage of the people of Pakistan when given the chance, have consistently voted for civilised politicians who advocate freedom and partnership with the West.

Despite the decades long infliction of mayhem on Pakistan by Al Qaeda and its allies in the Pakistani secret service, the people of Pakistan continue to vote for the Bhuttos, seeking a better life for themselves and partnership with the world.

Al Qaeda has singularly failed in its massive campaign of street bombings to stampede the people of Pakistan into fascism.

These are tricky issues Dave.

Don't get me wrong.

I wouldn't let a single Pakistani Muslim immigrate into Europe.

That game is over.

The fascist Al Qaeda terror army which is being generated by the dysfunctions in Muslim culture worldwide will not be permitted to infiltrate the west.

Maybe we'll allow immigration again when Islamic fascism has been defeated.

Maybe.

But I would recognise that there are many decent people in the government of Pakistan and in the general populace.

They deserve to be recognised Dave.

Recognised.

Not handed European passports, mind.

You need to make it clear that you're supporting them, even as you insist they destroy the power of the Pakistani secret service and all other Islamist terrorists lurking in the upper ranks of Pakistani society.

As for you and the British Conservative Party...

We're a long way from Maggie and Winston, aren't we Dave?

I don't despair Dave, unlike my very well informed email correspondent who knows just how strong the case for despair is.

I don't despair Dave.

I remember the Conservative Party was led by one Neville Chamberlain at the beginning of World War Two.

He didn't last long.

And thankfully someone better showed up.