teddy bear's picnic

if you go down to the woods today

you're sure of a big surprise

if you go down to the woods today

you'd better go in disguise

for every muslim that ever there was

is certain to be there because

today's the day

that muslims light forest fires

fire starting time for muzzzle ims

the little muzzzle ims are having a lovely time today

watch them ignite dry brushwood

with accelerant fluid and thermite explosive

see them gaily gad about

the little muslims are having a lovely day

and at six o'clock the UN and Amnesty International will take them home to bed

because they're tired little Muzzle ims

if you go down to the woods today

you'd better not go alone

if you go down to the woods today

you're walking into a war zone

cos every muslim that ever there was

is certain to be there because

Al Qaeda is now trying to commit mass murder

by precipitating natural disasters

mass murder time for muslims

the little muslims are having another mass murder today

see them set fire to the forests in Russia, North America and Australia

as they celebrate their holy days

see them gaily massacre about

the little muslims are planning to wipe out the State Of Israel

and at six o'clock the UN and Amnesty International will take them home to bed

because otherwise the Israelis would kick their tired little muslim arses all around the battlefield

if you go down to the woods today you may see something bad

there's a pan muslim alliance of murderers about

which has been put together by Teddy Ahmadinejad

and every Jihadi that ever there was

is certain to be there because

today's the day that Muslims secede kosovo from serbia, attempt to secede mindanao from the philippines, secede north cyprus from cyprus, attempt to secede kashmir from india, attempt to secede xinjiang from china, attempt to secede russia's southern regions from russia, down planes in russia, blow up the nevsky express train in russia, blow up hydroelectric dams in russia, blow up the subway in russia, (Putin do you really still think these people are your allies against the free world), start forest fires in russia, australia and north america, commit mass murder in thailand, drive tens of thousands of buddhist people from their homes in thailand, seize the presidency of thailand, torch french cities, stab the mayor of paris, slaughter film director Theo Van Gogh, slaughter Dutch Prime Minister Pym Fortyn, blow up trains and buses in London, attempt to blow up Glasgow airport, blow up 200 people in Madrid, initiate a plot to murder hospital patients called "those who save you will kill you" in British and Irish hospitals, blow up 3000 people in New York, seek to poison Rome's water supply with cyanide, murder police officers in china, murder thousands of ordinary people in India, launch ethnic cleansing murder missions in nigeria, turn somalia into a charnel house of horror, commit genocide in darfur, commit genocide in southern sudan, assassinate the president of lebanon, beat to death a hundred serving maids a year in lebanon, kill five thousand woman a year in egypt for wearing short skirts, commit limitless and untold murders of men, women and children in every country actually already ruled by muslims, launch unprovoked terror war against israel using iran's proxy terror army hamas in the gaza strip, launch unprovoked terror war against israel using iran's proxy terror army hezbollah in lebanon, launch unprovoked terror war against israel using iran's proxy government in syria, launch unprovoked terror war against israel using iran's newly developed nuclear weapons,

and at six o'clock the UN and Amnesty International will take them home to bed

because they're tired little jihadi's

if you go down to the woods today

you'll see they're ready to slay

there's lots of marvellous things to do

and wonderful games to play

beside the lake beneath the trees

they'll hide and seek as long they please

that is to say as long they can get social welfare benefits

because today's the day the Muslims have their Jihad

yes today's the day the mussies have their Jihad

jihad time for Muzzle ims

the little Muzzle ims are having a lovely Jihad today

watch them playing unawares

that the world has copped on to their little game

see them strap on suicide vests

they hope to kill their first batch of infidels before the sun goes down

and at six o'clock the UN and Amnesty International will release another trumped up damning report accusing the State of Israel of committing human rights abuses

because the UN and Amnesty International through criminal incompetence, collusion and just plain evil
are trying to deliver us all into dark islamic night