a music video that will not be shown on MTV any time soon

Osama Bin Laden comes skipping along a path in North West Pakistan.

There is a cheery jangle of chords reminiscent of the opening sequence from Cindi Lauper's song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Osama sings:

"I come home in the morning light

The prophet Mohammed says Wotchya gonna do with your life

Oh Mohammed dear we're not the fortunate ones

And Jihadis they want to have fun

Oh Jihadis just want to have fun.

Nerdle ner nern nern

Nerdle ner nern nern.

Sometimes you find

A suicide bombing muslim

Who slaughters people in New York, Madrid and London

You know it's not that we're bigoted terrorist scum

It's just Jihadi's they wanna have fun

Oh Jihadi's just wanna have fun

That's all we really want

oh oh oh oh oh

And maybe to build a couple of Mosques

At Ground Zero

oh oh oh oh oh

When the workin day is done

Jihadis they wanna have fun

Oh Jihadi's just wanna have fun.

Nerdle ner nern nern

Nerdle ner nern nern

I wake up in the middle of the night

My Momma says when you gonna live your life right

Oh Momma dear put on that Burka or I'll kill you bitch

because your life belongs to Islam

And Jihadi's they want to have fun

Jihadi's just wanna have fun

Just wanna

Just wannaaaaaa

Jihadi's just wanna have fun

Oh and some atom bombs would be nice..."