The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

My Photo
Location: Kilcullen (Phone 087 7790766), County Kildare, Ireland

Monday, December 12, 2011

on stopping by starbucks on a snowy evening with a golden hamster up my jumper

Whose cafe this is I think I know
His corporate headquarters is in seattle though
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his cafe fill up with proles
My little hamster must think it queer
To stop without a hamster cage near
Between the grocery and the bookshop with the dude where's my car counter assistants
The darkest evening of the year
He gives the spare tyre on my belly a nip
To remind me to leave the russian waitress a tip
The only other sounds the shriek
I unleash at the sight of my own blood
This waitress is lovely dark and sexy
But I have a biting hamster in my jersey
And budgies to feed before midnight mass
And budgies to feed before midnight mass


Anonymous MissJean said...

I can't stop laughing at this. My only question is whether you shrieked in the café or managed to make it to the street. :)

9:08 PM  
Blogger heelers said...

In cafe!

10:13 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home