idea for a novelty music video to raise money for charity
The song will be a parody of the Ace Of Spades. We need to get permission from louche rock group Motorhead or else just chance it. The group performing our parody must be composed of well known atheists. I suggest Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Hawking. They might do it if we tell em it's for a good cause. (To raise funds to splice human genes with a moongoose or something.)
Sagan, Hawking, Hitchens and Dawkins should all be dressed in classic Motorhead leathers.
The song will be performed with Richard Dawkins as lead singer and will go as follows:
Gerrymandering the evidence
Dancing with the devil
Going with the electron flow
Sagan, Hawking, Hitchens and Dawkins should all be dressed in classic Motorhead leathers.
The song will be performed with Richard Dawkins as lead singer and will go as follows:
Gerrymandering the evidence
Dancing with the devil
Going with the electron flow
It's all a game to me
Ner ner ner ner
Ner ner ner ner
Seven or eleven
Charlie Darwin's watching you
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
We're the only God you need
You know it's gonna be
The atheists of spades
The atheists of spades
Sneering at creation
Manipulating academia
Claiming atheistic proofs by induction
It's all a game to me
Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner
Ner ner ner ner
Seven or eleven
The selfish genes are watching you
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
Morality is for fools
Man makes up the rules
That's the way I like it baby
I don't want to live forever
Ner Ner Ner
And don't forget your abortions
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
You know you're gonna lose
The fossil record is for fools
That's the way I fake it baby
I don't want to live forever
And don't forget the multiverse.
Ner ner nerdle nerdle ner
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
Moving up the ante
With a little bit of String Theory
Relativity and Quantum
Schrodinger's Cat again
Meyow, meyow, meyow
Meyow, meyow, meyow
Seven or Eleven
Charlie Darwin's watching you
Ner ner ner
You know it's gonna be
We're the only God you need
The atheists of spades
The atheists of spades.
Yeah moving up the ante
Throw in wave form probability
Read em and weep
The Piltdown Man again
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
And don't forget your calibi yao manifolds
Ner ner ner
Ner ner ner ner
Ner ner ner ner
Seven or eleven
Charlie Darwin's watching you
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
We're the only God you need
You know it's gonna be
The atheists of spades
The atheists of spades
Sneering at creation
Manipulating academia
Claiming atheistic proofs by induction
It's all a game to me
Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner
Ner ner ner ner
Seven or eleven
The selfish genes are watching you
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
Morality is for fools
Man makes up the rules
That's the way I like it baby
I don't want to live forever
Ner Ner Ner
And don't forget your abortions
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
You know you're gonna lose
The fossil record is for fools
That's the way I fake it baby
I don't want to live forever
And don't forget the multiverse.
Ner ner nerdle nerdle ner
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
Moving up the ante
With a little bit of String Theory
Relativity and Quantum
Schrodinger's Cat again
Meyow, meyow, meyow
Meyow, meyow, meyow
Seven or Eleven
Charlie Darwin's watching you
Ner ner ner
You know it's gonna be
We're the only God you need
The atheists of spades
The atheists of spades.
Yeah moving up the ante
Throw in wave form probability
Read em and weep
The Piltdown Man again
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
And don't forget your calibi yao manifolds
Ner ner ner
Ner ner ner ner
The only God you need
You know it's gonna be
The atheists of spades
The atheists of spades
Nerrrrr
Nerrrrr
Ner ner ner ner
The only God you need
You know it's gonna be
The atheists of spades
The atheists of spades
Nerrrrr
Nerrrrr
Ner ner ner ner
(First published 2012.)
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home