the crunch question

 

Question: In the 150 years since Charles Darwin announced his theory that life results solely from accidental chemical processes, and after his disciples construed from his teachings that chemical processes themselves indeed result from nothing but accidental physical causalities, and further that physical causalities per se and the physical realm itself have no causation beyond randomness, exactly how many living cells have atheists styling themselves scientists worldwide been able to generate in their laboratories either spontaneously using their sense of humour or deliberately using the entire apparatus of modern scientific technology?

Answer: None.