jabberwonky

Twas brillig and the slimeball Irish Independent newspaper
Did seek to ruin Cardinal Sean Brady for the sheer hell of it
All mimsy was the Irish government
Paying hundred thousand Euro salaries out of public money to a thousand freemasonic gangster bankers employed at worthless collapsed freemasonic gangster banks that the worthless gangster freemasonic Irish government had brought into public ownership and in so doing had spent Ireland into the Third World overnight all this while concealing the deaths, not the abuse of, the deaths of  two hundred, two hundred no less, children in government Health Board care in Ireland over the past ten years, that's two hundred that we know about, and note we're talking about the most recent ten years, not twenty years ago, not thirty years ago, not 1975, but the past ten years right up to the present day, focque me pink, you couldn't make it up

"Beware the Irish Independent son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware Paedophile Ian O'Doherty (so called because he falsely maliciously and malignly referred to the Catholic Church as a paedophile ring in the pages of the aforementioned slimeball Irish Independent) and shun
Sunday Independent editor Anne Harris' bandersnatch

He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the loathsome scruff he sought
So rested he by the bollocks tree
And stood a while in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood
The Irish Independent with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came

One Two One Two and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker snack
He left it dead and with its head
He went gallumphing back

"And hast thou slain the Irish Independent
Come to my arms my beamish zunts
O frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!
What a shoure of useless cunz"

Twas brillig and the slimeball Irish Independent
Did casually destroy venerable men just for the hell of it
Mimsy was the Irish government
And the bankers just laughed

(First published 2013)