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Tuesday, October 09, 2012

do freddie kruegers dream of electric amanda knoxes

Freddie Kruger, the fictional character from Wes Craven's pornographically violent, twistedly objectionable, depressingly opprobrious, Nightmare On Elm Street movie, was having a bad dream.
In his dream, Amanda Knox was his flatmate.
Amanda Knox was chasing Freddie Krueger around the house.
The dagger fingered phantom woke in a cold sweat.
"Thank God," said Freddie Krueger. "Thank God. It was only a dream. I think it's time I went over to the forces of good. How on earth could I be on the same side as that murderous sick diseased satanic b-tch."


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