sex and sexibility

The au pair moved like a vision through the cafe.
Chance encounter.
I hadn't seen her for weeks.
Think Heelers, think.
No need to be rude.
She's done nothing wrong.
And it's a long road that knows no turning.
She might still fall for you.
Play the long game.
Don't be obnoxious.
Be cool.
Be classy.
"Buenos dias James," she said in cheerily basic Spanish.
"Lug-na-fuckin-quilla," I answered in fluent Irish.