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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

the divils dictionary

Heelers Guide To Modern English Terminology And Expressions

Erse: Archaic word for the Irish language. Hence the expression: "Shove it up your Erse."

Mess: 1. Disorganised or untidy array of items. 2. Place where Irish army officers eat. So called because of the state they leave it in, ie Arabia.

IRA: 1. Zen like mendacious concept of non existence, also nirvana, null point, vacuum. Hence Irish Police Chief Noirin O'Sullivan's statement: "The IRA does not exist." 2. Mafia gang piggybacking on Irish history to enslave Ireland to an alliance of gangland entities including Al Qaeda, Cosa Nostra, Chinese Triads, Russian mafias, Nigerian devil worship rings, et al. Particularly Al. I hate him.

Susannah Hoffs: Girl who looks like she wants to have sex with Spock in the video to Going Down To Liverpool.


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