idea for a charity novelty music video in aid of people traffickers

(Pardon Me But Your People Trafficking Is In My Democracy)


Flicking through the channels on the sexevision.
I alight on the child pornography channel MTV.
There is a rather good remix playing.
It is a version of Money For Nothing by Dire Straits but sung by a new group styling itself the IRA Al Qaeda Cosa Nostra Chinese Triad Choir Ensemble.
They're quite good singers but even if they weren't you'd be careful about telling them,
Ah the scum.
They don't like it up em.
The song goes:


"Look at them Mafioso's
That's the way you do it
You traffic a million Muslims into It-a-ly
Hooo
That ain't working
That's the way you do it
You get your Muslims for nothing
And your Jihad for free
We gotta install corrupt politicians
People trafficking deliver-i-i-i-es
We gotta move these ancient European freedoms
We gotta install Mafia prox-i-i-i-es
Wurra wurra wurra
Shudda learned to tranship human cargo
Shudda learned to deal dem drugs
Look at that Mama
She's got a brothel near where James Healy lives
She cows her heifers with Nigerian devil worship thugs
And what's that
Allah U Akbar chants
They're jangling down on Main Street like an MTV
Oh that ain't working
That's the way you do it
We get your money for nothing
You get Jihadi's for free
We gotta install proxy politicians
People trafficking deliver-i-i-i-es
We gotta silence the voice
Of democratic discourse
We gotta end ancient sovereignt-i-i-i-es
Arooooooooo
Ar ar ar ar ar
Ner ner nerdle nerdle nerdle
Ner ner ner ner ner nern
Look at that 
Mohawk haired skanger
Drugging and a thugging with stolen mone-e-e-e-y
That little skanger's got his own Audi A4
That little skanger works for me
We got install proxy politicians
People trafficking deliver-i-i-ies
We got bribe the cops and the Judges
We gotta banish democrac-i-i-i-es
Ner ner nerdle nerdle nerdle
Ner ner ner ner nern
Ner ner nerdle nerdle nerdle
Ner ner ner ner nern
Shudda learned
To deal dem drugs
Shudda learned
To bow to scum
Come on let's steal Ireland
Man we could have some
Now here's a Quran
That's the way you do it
You read those suras and bow to me
Ohhhh
That ain't working
That's the way you do it
You read your suras
And embrace slavery"

Fade out with Sting singing as in original version: "I want my, I want my, I want my Ji-had-i's"