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Monday, September 14, 2015

idea for a novelty music video in aid of the IRA mafia's parliamentary proxies in Ireland the party political blood laundering front styled Sinn Fein

The song is a skit on Paul Simon's Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover. It will be an homage to the IRA's use of torture to violate many of the human beings it kills. The song will be called: Fifty Places To Stick An Electro Prod.

Sinn Fein capo Gerry Adams sings with County Kildare Sinn Fein councillors Thomas Redmond and Sorcha O'Neill providing backing vocals :

"Although torturing human beings
Is something quite obscene
I never let such delicatesse
Stop me making quite a mess
In all my time
Destroying people's lives
I've noted
There must be fifty places to stick an electro prod

Hit him in the puss Gus
Middle of the back Jack
Stick it up the anus Seamus
And listen to me
Back of the head Jed
All over the thighs Giles
In the testicules Jules
And get your self free

We like killing, drugging, thieving
Men and women as cattle dealing
Raping children
I'm not deceiving
About the fifty ways the IRA violates human beings
Oooh ooh ooh
Fifty ways the IRA violates human beings
And during all these many years
We've distracted you with anti British fears
Now we're trafficking Muslims in
If you mess with us you're in the bin
As Osama says
There must be fifty places to stick an electro prod

Right in the hole Cole
Nearer to the balls Holz
Centre of the belly Kelly
And listen to me
Hit em in the neck Lech
Down to the vagina Regina
All over the hands Hans
And get yourself free

Back of the head Jed
Behind the knees Lee
All over the bod Rod
And listen to me
Where he can't reach ye
Clean up the pus Gus
Centre of the penis Enus
And we get Ireland for free"


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