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Thursday, June 09, 2016

star bores scene one

Reveal camera shot: Darth Vader is standing alone on the gantryway of one of his Star Cruisers. He is silhouetted dramatically enough by an interesting lighting scheme.
Enter an underling wearing typical underling uniform. He is a Corporal of some sort.

Corporal Baines: (Officiously) Lord Vader!

(Darth Vader turns.)

Darth Vader: Yes-s-s-s-s.

Corporal: (proffering a tray) Cuppa tea?

Darth Vader: Thank you. Don't mind if I do-o-o-o.

(Standard stage business with Darth Vader banging the tea cup off his face visor.)


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