live update from the european football champtionships

Soccer is dying.
It's nearly gone.
Reform it.

1. Increase the space between the goal posts so that there will be more goals.
2. Reduce the teams to eight a side instead of eleven.
3. End the off side rule.
4. End hack and slash fouler football.
5. End the formulaic methodologies which have prevailed in the game over the past fifty years whereby the principal strategy is to prevent the other team being able to play rather than playing oneself.
6. Reintroduce sporting values, fraternal courtesy, honour and integrity to the way the game is played.