The Heelers Diaries

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Sunday, November 27, 2016

from our autumn schedules

A coolo American voice announces:
"Bendedict the Sixteenth was a Pope. And a good one. But he was framed for incompetence by other Prelates, turned bad; Prelates who orchestrated a coup within the Catholic Church using left wing free masonic Jesuits (I mean I don't want to go casting no aspoyshuns) and set Benedict up to take the fall."
Camera cuts to a desert landscape. Pope Benedict looking super bad ass rides down the highway out of the sun on a motor bike tuned to roar. There is a gold medallion glittering on his chest. He's being played by Lorenzo Lamas as per our usual sledge hammer subtle satire arrangement.
The coolo narrator voice continues:
"Now he patrols the badlands, an outlaw hunting other outlaws, a warrior, a loner, a.... Pope Emeritus."
Coolo American music, in fact the classic Renegade theme, kicks in:
"Ner ner ner nerdle ner ner ner ner ner,
Nerdle ner ner."


Pope Emeritus = Catholic church jargon for a Renegade.


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